Step 4:
Using the electric mixer, beat the heck out of this greasy concoction until smooth. This will become a common theme during this recipe - at each step, take the time to ensure that the batter is mixed SMOOTHLY together. Lumps and inconsistencies are the devil. Use the spatula from time to time to sc**** the sides of the mixing bowl back down into the bowl if needed (it's needed).
You'll be left with a ****er and shortening mixture that looks like this: